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12:52 GMT         Day 11 of 90, Season 69    

Research shows PVAXX manager to be ugly

Written by Tommy Teleshopping PCT at 14:52 29/10-2016

  A manager at PVAXX, responsible for certain parts of operations at the team, is very ugly. This is the main finding in a research by research institute De Soete Knieval in Hoogeveen. According to DSK, the unnamed manager "has an awful to hideous appearance and a very nasty personality," liking them to dutch television presenter Ivo Niehe and a random unresearched Belarusian woman named Olga Yekatarinevna.
  
  There is no reason whatsoever for TTPCT to share these findings, but a recent fight about the selling of sprinter Boris Matteson to PVAXX prompted third parties to suggest letting the press representatives solve the issue. TTPCT hopes this press release will boost a constructive conversation with the tv presenter about how to prevent such comparisons.

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Team EksilFG at 15:27 29/10-2016
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